Wednesday, November 17, 2004

This just in!


Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and beat the shit out of him.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks the the laugh! I needed it :)

If I don't want to comment anonymously, do I have to sign up for a blogger account? That sounds pretty radical to me...

David T.