Last night along with some friends I marked Earth Hour by engaging in natural activity.
We sat out in my friend's yard around a fire made from natural, renewable wood. To get it going, we drizzled some diesel fuel made from dead dinosaurs onto paper made from dead trees. After awhile we got the kids and roasted marshmallows made of natural sugar on natural sticks. Once the kids were done and back inside, we sat around the fire shooting the breeze while consuming all-natural Woodford Reserve Bourbon Whiskey. Dunno if it was made from organic corn, but even if not, the artificial fertilizers used to grow it no doubt were dinosaurs at some point.
See, ain't I politically and environmentally correct?