Friday, February 09, 2007

Psychiatric Study Results

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are planned.



chris said...

The study failed to mention that these men, with spears lodged in their chests, taped mouths, and on fire, had their wallets taken resulting in huge charges to QVC for items in no way related to ham radio. ;-) ;-)

Doom said...

Now, that's just funny. Then again, I don't ovulate or menstrate. Ha... Funny. Is that a for real study or were you just anti-menstrating (demonstrating)?